Kelly Brook's ex hit by doube-decker (according to AOL®)

More views of - or before - Cambridge Film Festival 2012
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25 April

At any rate, the hedline (sic) talks of a doube-decker.

Knowing that a deck denotes part of the equipment of the likes of DJ Skunk, I dare not assume that this is a merror (a portmanteau word*, comprising 'error' and 'mere'), but guess that doube might denote :


* That 'whole dub thing'

* A Routemaster smeared with melted cheese and barbeque sauce

* A bi-plane flown by a dove**

* A love-track sung by Kelly, which went straight to this former partner's heart



Yes, I am too lazy to read 'the actual' story, or rather, me and my doube, we're havin' too much craic... !


Postscript : 26 April

And to-day AOL® excels itself :

Woman defiant against bag theif [sic]



End-notes

* Thank you, Lewis Carroll !

** German Taub.


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Knots in a whale

More views of - or before - Cambridge Film Festival 2012 (Click here to go directly to the Festival web-site) 24 June When Kelly Ann Parsons became Kelly Brook, maybe no one had my inclination to try making Spoonerisms of everything – Belly Crook? It could mean that she steals people’s stomachs, or, in the Australian sense, that a recent meal disagreed with her. (Either way, I wish that I could erase this thought and think of her name as I used to!) But names are funny things, and have what the phrase calls a life of their own. How else would an NHS Trust come up with a title for a policy (‘P’ for policy) that spelt out CRAP? You could say that they were at least honest about the worth of the contents… If you want to Tweet, Tweet away here