Some Tweets about My Favorite Brunette (1947)

Some Tweets about My Favorite Brunette (1947)

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9 November

Some Tweets about My Favorite Brunette (1947)

Great fun - as well as very instructive - to watch Bob Hope and Dorothy Lamour (plus the likes of Peter Lorre, Lon Chaney, Jr, Alan Ladd and Bing Crosby), and the wonderful outfits by Edith Head, in My Favorite Brunette (1947) - a DVD that #UCFF has owned for how many years... ? pic.twitter.com/XIRUdvo3UN

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* And even a woman, incidentally at table, who has Eve Marie Saint's looks

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More #Spoonerisms than you can stake a shit* at : A Festival of Groans

More #Spoonerisms than you can stake a shit at : A Festival of Groans

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9 November

That would've been a glitch in the ice-box... pic.twitter.com/NNPU8ChY9Y

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More #Spoonerisms than you can stake a shit at : A Festival of Groans

C : If we go to the aviary, perhaps there'll be a bumming heard... ?

A : Er, yes - maybe... Tell you what, in that case you go on your own, and you can tell me all about it !#Tiergarten#sSpoonerisms

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'Well, it has to be said, Jeeves, that your packed lunch perhaps lacked punch.'

'My apologies, sir. However, on reflection, you might recall that it rather better fitted Lady Caroline's tastes ?'#Spoonerisms

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Yet a glass of jute-froose sounds so much more exotic !#Spoonerisms

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Or, one never knows, it might be the Goth of Rod ? :)#Spoonerisms

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C : (Over-excitedly.) Oh, look - mink puffins !

A : ? !

C : (Ditto.) They must be flavoured with raspberry - d'you want one ?

A : (Sotto voce.) Er...#Spoonerisms

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Tim says that we're just bitter still because of BX if we call one of his pubs a lad boozer#Spoonerisms

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) May 12, 2022

'I wonder if she always walks past at this time of day, because she goes to tank the bakings... ?'#Spoonerisms

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The Way We Were :

When in Scarborough, buy sand#Spoonerisms

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I just saw a pair of doves, killing and booing.#Spoonerisms

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'I don't usually like jokes about fish, but I do appreciate your whiting bit'#Spoonerisms

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'It's all right - I'm only knowing my blows !'#Spoonerisms

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C : Why, from time to time, does your car seem to execute dance-moves - but, frankly, in a very inferior way ?

A : Oh, it's been like that since I booked it in at the shoddy bop.#Spoonerisms

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'To package that properly, what you really need is a piece of this rubble-bap !'#Spoonerisms

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C : I must say that I'm dead envious of Tom and Chris, now that they've got dirt-bikes !

A : And, er, who's Burt, then ? Is he their new prisoner... ?

C : Um, sorry - what are you talking about ?#Spoonerisms

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C : What do you like so much about old films ?

A : Oh, I always like to see Custer beaten.#Spoonerisms

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I know that you were running a temperature, but - perhaps less than usefully (?) - I have been occupying my time since waking with this, peaky Crun :#Spoonerisms#HenryCrun https://t.co/GboOCaPmsP

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A : *What* glade - it's almost unremittingly urban, if not machines, mechanization ! ?

C : Deleted scenes, re-written in his honour, where Neo's shown more stuff. Don't characters - several times - refer to Mitch in the glade tricks ?

A : I hate you.

2 / 2#Spoonerisms

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'Best thing to read of Conrad's ? Well...

'OK. Start with Dart of Harkness - as it's mercifully short, and Everyone Thinks that one should've read it - and then move on to someone else's work !

'Maybe G., by John Berger, or Chesterton's The Man Who Was Thursday ?'#Spoonerisms pic.twitter.com/eHMqeKpaRG

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'And this is where I sleep...'

'A four-poster ? But you're into metal, so this is really unexpected !'

'Well, you know - I've always enjoyed a little bed-hanging !'#Spoonerisms

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'Do you want to call me on my gnome, Humber ?'#Spoonerisms

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'Oh, you found out about that, too ?

'Yes, it's true that I turn my hand to many things to make a buck, and I do race tired, old horses, at a place that I call Track of All Jades.'#Spoonerisms

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) June 17, 2022

Those who don't believe in Nessie should knock less those who do !#Spoonerisms pic.twitter.com/SRLE5C4OIA

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William Shakespeare weighed a mill, in which he famously gave Anne Hathaway his second-best bed#Spoonerisms

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C : On Wednesday, I have A Beating with The Mercer.

A : ? ! ?#Spoonerisms

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'Are those very undercooked eggs for you, Jacob ?'

'No, they're for the da - they have to be runny for old mope !'#Spoonerisms

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C : (Friendly.) Hiya !

A : (In a - polite - hurry.) Sorry - I'd love to stop, but I dust mash : see you another time ! :)

C : (Wordlessly, but with a confused smile.) Er... ?#Spoonerisms

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'Yes, of course I do like the combination of the chocolate and the ice-cream, but I don't need a nag, mum - if I wanted one, I'd have it'#Spoonerisms

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) July 8, 2023

'After this evening's victory, we can be sure that the team's spirits will be hiding rye !'#GrainWars#Spoonerisms

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A : Hey, your hands look dry - are they OK ?

C : 'S'allright, just wash-day hands. I've just been sinsing my rocks.

A : Er, doing *what* to your rocks... ?#Spoonerisms

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) November 4, 2021

Would Roger Stein and The Hamsters really have written as many hit tunes / songs ?#Spoonerisms

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Or, on the altar of preserving a lazy cheese-eating liar, a shudderless rip* :

Through others' health, livelihoods, well-being, rights, finances, job or other security, reputations...

Though not enough shudder from those being ripped, even at 1K deaths per day ? !#Spoonerisms

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C : Are you throating a suck-sweet ?

A : No... Not, er, intentionally... ?#Spoonerisms

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) April 29, 2021

'Mum ! Do we have any of those cravery snackers left ?'#Spoonerisms

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) February 14, 2021

'And do you know what manner of apparition he beheld, whining shite ?'#Spoonerisms

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) February 4, 2021

'Yes, this is just one of my bed-taker shirts !'#Spoonerisms

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End-notes :

* Which, obviously, does not quite work as a Spoonerism...



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