Showing posts with label Keeley Hazell®. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Keeley Hazell®. Show all posts

Tuesday 24 January 2012

Kelly Brook® irradiated my toaster - again!

More views of - or after - Cambridge Film Festival 2011
(Click here to go directly to the Festival web-site)


24 January

Well, no, she didn't actually - it was Amanda Holden® the first time, then Keeley Hazell®.

No, wait a minute - it was Keeley both times, as she hadn't got it quite right the first time*!


Sorry, I haven't got this business of being a publicist right yet! Despite having a huge chart set up, on which I try to keep track of 'the stories', I keep coming a cropper as to who said what and when, Miss Marple!

And this despite the fact that my lovely chart resembles something out of one of these t.v. murder mysteries (usually, anyway - toaster crime isn't big in detective fiction of any kind, as far as I am aware), where they map the suspects and what they did and said with mug-shots, artfully deployed pieces of wool, etc.

Whatever mine resembles, I just haven't the organizational technique, so maybe I need to employ some skills from Cracker and get Robbie onto it (if he isn't still being all Hagrid all over the place, that is...). Then, again, mebbe (as Hagrid would say) we could call a truce - just start telling the truth once more?


* Something similar to what the Scots (like to) say about why Irish (i.e. whiksey, I mean whiskey) is triple distilled, and Scotch (NB only usually) only twice.