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22 March

Tulisa told me not to, not the Tulisa who..., the other Tulisa.

She was sweeping through Belgrade at the time, an onion on each arm, and she said Don't!. So I didn't.

Should have listened to the onions, though: they weren't red onions (which aren't, anyway, red), but onions, large ones. They said - a minor third apart - Do it, do!, in a screeching voice, not at all nice like a counter-tenor, but invitingly.

Only Tulisa said Don't!, and I didn't, truly I didn't.


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