'Shoes ain't what they used to be !'
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4 January (updated, 5 January)
'Shoes ain't what they used to be !' :
Retailers give a gentleman of 88 poor service :@mandsbankhelp said £10 off @marksandspencer footwear, etc.— THE AGENT APSLEY (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) January 5, 2017
'Footwear' excluded slippers ?
Whereas, at @clarksshoes, retailers have 'team leaders', paid to say :— THE AGENT APSLEY (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) January 5, 2017
'Of course, you can't now buy shoes and just wear them for best' ! https://t.co/9mWxuF4f69
Apparently (we all doubtless realize), you should buy them, and wear them till you or they've had it with being worn - if not, #hydrolysis ! https://t.co/ZyV6LWjWsn— THE AGENT APSLEY (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) January 5, 2017
Shucks, he gets - no sacred 'proof of purchase' ? - a £10 @clarksshoes gift voucher !— THE AGENT APSLEY (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) January 5, 2017
His slogan :
Don't buy our shoes - they're rubbish ! https://t.co/FhIv3uqUKC
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Nope, @clarkshelp :— THE AGENT APSLEY (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) January 5, 2017
They should be asked to ring me, if you think that I need to talk to them, and you can't / won't take info and refer ?
These PR people see you on Twitter, and offer you a non-Twitter way (i.e. taking away the visible issue of #hydrolysis) for... what ? Guff ? https://t.co/SHhsmBzdq8— THE AGENT APSLEY (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) January 5, 2017
@THEAGENTAPSLEY We're limited to how much we can assist over twitter due to the character limit, we're sorry for any disappointment caused.— Clarks Shoes Help (@clarkshelp) January 6, 2017
Nonsense, @clarksshoes @clarkshelp ! :— THE AGENT APSLEY (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) January 6, 2017
You would anyway want it on Direct Messaging.
Except from phones, often, no character-limit on DMs. https://t.co/aUFxzYTsR1
Wonderful !— THE AGENT APSLEY (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) January 6, 2017
A Twitter help-account, 'limited to how much [it] can assist', but only because it does not know very much about Twitter... ? https://t.co/aUFxzYBRsr
@THEAGENTAPSLEY We're unable to comment without seeing the shoes & therefore we've advised to contact Customer Care for further assistance.
— Clarks Shoes Help (@clarkshelp) January 7, 2017
Well, how can they see the shoes either, as he was fobbed off with standard piffle about proof of purchase, then given £10 GV ?
— THE AGENT APSLEY (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) January 7, 2017
Excuses ? https://t.co/vUFy406o12
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Unless stated otherwise, all films reviewed were screened at Festival Central (Arts Picturehouse, Cambridge)
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