The #GratuitousLineFromShakespeare Tweets

The #GratuitousLineFromShakespeare Tweets

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15 April

The #GratuitousLineFromShakespeare Tweets

Except that it's been in Th'Agent's mind for (on and - largely - off) c. a week, here's to-day's #GratuitousLineFromShakespeare* :

'Make me not sighted like the basilisk'

* Sparing anyone the inexactitude of the remembering (none on this occasion !), by finding (some) text...

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) April 15, 2021

[...] Perseverance, dear my lord,
Keeps honour bright [...]#GratuitousLineFromShakespeare

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) April 19, 2021

[...] Out, vile jelly !
Where is thy lustre now ?#GratuitousLineFromShakespeare

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) September 13, 2021

Cry, Trojans, cry ! lend me ten thousand eyes,
And I will fill them with prophetic tears.
[...]
Cry, Trojans, cry ! practise your eyes with tears !
Troy must not be, nor goodly Ilion stand ;
* Our firebrand brother, Paris, burns us all !*#GratuitousLineFromShakespeare

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) September 13, 2021

Banquo : How goes the night, boy ?

Fleance : The moon is down ; I have not heard the clock.#GratuitousLineFromShakespeare

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) September 21, 2021

'[...] it was
thought she was a woman and was turned into a cold
fish for she would not exchange flesh with one that
loved her : the ballad is very pitiful and as true.'#GratuitousLineFromShakespeare

For what seems a ponderous take here, read :https://t.co/8nXZMyMycT

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— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) October 9, 2021

The Thane of Cawdor lives. Why do you dress me
In borrowed robes ?#GratuitousLineFromShakespeare

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) October 13, 2021

[... 'T]is a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd.

That soliloquy !

A heckuva lot of ground that's being raced through, *as if* in Real Time. Why ?

Is Leontes, really a sort of pastiche of jealousy (?), no more or less plausible (Act I, Scene 7) ?#GratuitousLineFromShakespeare

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) October 30, 2021

I'm sure that it's Anathema, Heresy and Sacrilege to say it, but a canter through morality, ethics and personal morals / mores if one likens it to, say, 'Paradise Lost' (12 Books) + 'Paradise Regained' (another 4), or even Macbeth's hesitation soliloquy ?https://t.co/yNfBJczg3p https://t.co/bq8hm7xdT5

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) October 30, 2021

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Four Tweets about 'the cost' of being addicted to gambling

Four Tweets about 'the cost' of being addicted to gambling

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7 April

Four Tweets about 'the cost' of being addicted to gambling

With the default being that Internet users have *to turn off* personalized advertisements, then, yes, their data will be used against them to target them with ones that will be attractive or tempting to them. https://t.co/rI2bBK9qb6

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) April 6, 2021

One of those so-called principles of 'the polluter pays', which, according to other principles, would require the odds of winning to become slightly more against the player, so that the polluter can accommodate the 'costs of doing business', both as a principle and as benefactor. https://t.co/r46sDVIJFe

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) April 6, 2021

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Crap adverts of 2021

Crap adverts of 2021

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9 March

Crap adverts of 2021

Those pictured need to agree :

* On a dress code, and not to drink flat fizz

* Whether this - despite that convenient flood of light to try to expunge the background - is an outdoor gig

* To meet where there's a decent fence that's not backing onto Sellafield or Ferrybridge https://t.co/jioq4gPMlT

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) March 9, 2021

#UCFF re-processed the image in Windows Live Photo Gallery, just by dropping all four bars to adjust the exposure to zero (except for brightness, which is not full reduced) ! :

But, just forgetting the urgency of the hands that emerge from the screen, why would anyone's laptop space look *like that* ?

With that murky liquid, behind the sun-glasses, and contained in a strange vessel... ?

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— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) April 6, 2021

'(1) Zero worries with Visa’s Zero Liability.

'(2) T&Cs apply.'

So it's called 'Zero Liability'* in (1), but (2) then shouldn't be needed, because the Liability is stated to be Zero, and then terms and conditions can only resile from that ! ;)

* Er, whose ?

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) April 19, 2021

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Re Teachers' Pension Scheme and seeking early retirement : A letter template to set the ball rolling (aiming for the last day of the academic year)

Re Teachers' Pension Scheme and seeking early retirement : A letter template to set the ball rolling

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Re Teachers' Pension Scheme and seeking early retirement : A letter template to set the ball rolling (aiming for the last day of the academic year)

Please feel free to mould this drafting to your needs !



Hard copy to follow (first by e-mail)

[Date]


Dear [usual form of address for head, etc.]

I hope that you are well [and any other pleasantries].

I am writing to tell you that, partly because - at my time of life (I am [age] on [day and month] have decided that I should stand aside to give a new entrant to the teaching profession the opportunities that I have had, I desire to take early retirement :

What I am thinking of, subject to your agreement, is to finish my employment at [name of school] at the end of the academic year (i.e. [day and month] 20[ ]), and, in accordance with the provisions of the Teachers' Pension Scheme, to take my pension with effect from immediately after that date.


I should therefore be grateful if, by return, you would (a) acknowledge safe receipt of this correspondence, and (b) indicate, if you are in a position to do so then (or, if not, at some expected likely date), when you intend to give me a substantive reply. I look forward to hearing from you.

Meanwhile, and for the avoidance of doubt, you will see that I am posting a copy of the contents of this e-mail, set out as a printed letter, by Royal Mail's [Signed For / First Class 48h] service.


Yours sincerely




Vapour Rub


ENDS



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Martin Scorsese : Dipping back into the best bits of Hitchcock / Truffaut (2015)

Martin Scorsese : Dipping back into the best bits of Hitchcock / Truffaut (2015)

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16 February

Martin Scorsese : Dipping back into the best bits of Hitchcock / Truffaut (2015)

Of course - it's Scorsese on cinema* ! - that was brilliant ! :)

* Hitchock / Truffaut (2015), by Kent Jones, is worth watching for Scorsese's insight alone into Vertigo (1958) and Psycho (1960). [The DVD has a third long contribution, in its Extras.]

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) February 16, 2021

Reader, I didn't marry him¹ - but I did, naturally, then need to re-re-watch Martin Scorsese on Notorious² (1946) et al.³.

¹ 'NYC, this time of night ?' = too big a cab-fare...

² In Extras.

³ Not massively helped by mis-cued jump-points in the DVD chapter-menu, @Dogwoof !

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) February 17, 2021

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More #Homophones (or near-misses) than in a PayPal Bull !

More #Homophones (or near-misses) than in a PayPal Bull ! (An accreting collection)

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4 February

More #Homophones (or near-misses) than in a PayPal Bull ! (An accreting collection)

No, I *didn't* ask if you have a delicate arse !

I was referring to your lanyard and enquiring if it was a delegate's pass...#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) October 25, 2024

'Yes, but how did you *know* that this is where the trainee priest would be hiding, Holmes ?'

'It's a seminary, dear Watson.'#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) October 14, 2024

Soon after, another customer received a deft couple of whacks on the back with a hard-wood tray - apparently, for having asked for a tea-cake.#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) September 26, 2024

'And we're now in sunny Torquay, wondering what Basil Fawlty, celebrated local hôtelier, can tell us about the crisis concerning the cost of linen...'#Homophones pic.twitter.com/KXv4bvKKk0

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) September 25, 2024

#Homophones

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— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) September 1, 2024

Doing things with bread :

Buttering pieces of bread and putting something between them* is attributed to the Earl of Sandwich, so does Towcester lay claim to the device for grilling them ?

* Perhaps to eat on horseback.#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) August 22, 2024

'No - honestly, no ! - it's *not* Tequila Mocking-Bird !

'Final !'#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) July 24, 2024

Liv never had understood the phrase 'This time it's Percival'... ;)#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) July 6, 2024

'Theresa May and former chairman of the 1922 committee, Sir Graham Brady, have been given peerages in the dissolution honours-list' :

Not only does 'dissolution' have another apt meaning, but it also sounds quite like 'disillusion'... ;)https://t.co/icEdssRFfw#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) July 4, 2024

'Sorry that I mist York Hall !'#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) June 25, 2024

https://t.co/Mp5QiY8IOY

C : Me... I'd say that it's a Watery Fowls Symphony on @BBCRadio3 just now.

A : Er, eh... ? ! ?

C : You know - one by Sibyl's Alias !

A : Aargh ! *Why* do I talk to you ! ?#Homophones pic.twitter.com/BUinB5YgtK

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) June 17, 2024

A : So, crunchy-neck cornflakes were never a thing, then... ?

C : No... There was a product with a similar name—

A : But they *should* have been, shouldn't they... ?

C : Uh... maybe ?

A : As part of 'Here's a breakfast-cereal for every known ill'... !#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) June 13, 2024

Am I great -
Or e-birds greater ?#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) May 15, 2024

A : But, as they say, mud is thicker than Chaucer !

C : ? !

(Sotto voce.) *This* again... ?#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) May 13, 2024

The Elphicke in The Room is that this yet another crap leadership decision - as is this whole British exceptionalism drivel to which Sir K.'s also effectively tied his party... :(

BX is BS#Homophones pic.twitter.com/7DJqHJoKxb

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) May 9, 2024

#LawOfTorts#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) May 8, 2024

'No, I *didn't* offer you "Darren's insalata" and some warmed "piffle"...#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) April 22, 2024

'Of course, this isn't my real name, y'know ?'

'Oh it's not ? Well, what *is* your real name, then ?'

'It's Scrap - Miss Hidea Scrap !'

'Well, I doubt that anyone does... !'#LizzyBoots#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) April 21, 2024

A : Well, as they say, Pride comes before offal.

C : Not in my dictionary, it doesn't - and anyway that's just tripe !#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) April 1, 2024

A : A second Viennese whirl for you, vicar ?

C : Sadly, no, thank you. After Verklärte Nacht, Wozzeck and Langsamer Satz, the PCC told me to stop...

A : ? !#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) March 24, 2024

Barrrreeeee - your sour deans are gettin' cold, again !

Tenuous #Homophones Part 37b

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) March 23, 2024

Also, the premise for Faith's character being called what he was ever seemed flimsy - could we not as easily imagine 'Budgie' being the result of subjecting 'Bad Guy' to sound-shift rules à la Grimm ? ;)

Tenuous #Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) March 21, 2024

Gonna join Albert's Quair ?#Homophones

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— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) January 17, 2024

The old 'what one thought someone asked for' game ? :

At a newsagent's, hearing that the previous customer said 'Oh, and a quarter of pear-drops, too', the ai-device wrongly gathered the curiously tear- (rather than pear- ?) shaped red or yellow sweets to be manna !#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) January 17, 2024

Tuba honest, that one may not be v. noteworthy... ? ;)#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) January 4, 2024

'Yes, I've heard of Mrs Dalloway... ?

'Isn't that one of those cream-of-strontium novels ?'#Homophones#Spoonerisms

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) September 21, 2023

'Sorry, sir, but no - we won't be visiting the Rhine.

'I assume that you didn't have read carefully enough before you booked, because this tour is called The Slime Maidens.'#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) September 5, 2023

If only he did have just 'one support'...#Homophones pic.twitter.com/Kdd6NcP1Ni

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) August 8, 2023

Prosecutor : And you say, Mr Tree, that you knew that you were entitled to carry out dental work - despite having no training or qualifications - because it was your parents' wishes ?

Tree : Yes, that's right - why else would they have named me Dennis Tree ?#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) July 20, 2023

For Dick, whose wit was in his tongue, was promised being three times Lord Mayor of London.

No such assurances are extended to Nadine who spouts bollocks.#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) July 13, 2023

Lecturer : Now that we've finished a brief survey of British cinema, does anyone want to give an example of the features of a genre ?

David : Yes, I will. The defining charcteristic of a kneeling comedy is that one's earnestly praying that it will soon be over !#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) July 11, 2023

C : Er, your name's Norman Debris... ?

A : No, like eating it.

C : ? !#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) July 8, 2023

'No, you're right - as far as I know, too, neither the director, nor the actor of the same name, was in Alcatraz...'#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) July 7, 2023

With their up-sales of wheel alignment (and so forth), Tyre & Exhaust Centres comprehensively wear you - if not your tread - down !#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) June 25, 2023

Even if - however crudely - attempting to do so politely, asking poultry to grab a lady's shawl is still an offence against civility

'Chicken Caesar wrap, please !'

So is a fowl, illicitly watching Deborah Harry perform 'Rapture' (or just preparing for Christmas) !#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) June 25, 2023

Wholly Holy Friday#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) April 7, 2023

Unless it was written to celebrate some very good exam results, surely '4As Pavane' would be 'Paavaane'... ?https://t.co/NDNyY00AVq#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) June 14, 2023

That bit in the film where the passenger in a hurry suddenly asks the cab-driver to pull over and wait... :

Why do they always talk about this guy called Demeter, and how would *that* keep him running anyway ?#MisunderstandingFilmTropes#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) June 13, 2023

'Headache ?

'Tense, nervous headache ?

'Nothing works faster than Anne Boleyn !'#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) June 9, 2022

Eliza : I've got an ocean what I'll do...

Just you wait, 'Enry 'Iggins !#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) February 28, 2023

Me : Hi, Tim ! I've researched the costings that you wanted.

Tim : Oh, good. Tell me more !

Me : Well, they're not cheap, but - for this sort of client - spending a little more on a bear-park―

Tim : Sorry, did you say 'bear-park' ?

Me : Yes, the bear-park figures...

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) February 13, 2021

C : We're all goin' to the zoo, to-day - zoo, to-day ?

A : Regent's Park ? Linton ?

C : Whipsnade.

A : (Resists saying 'Oh, painful !') Banham, I say, Banham !#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) October 26, 2021

I used to turn on, expecting to see John Noakes, Valerie Singleton and Peter Purves eating bloops, but it rarely happened...https://t.co/FhK3brrsQO

The opening shot, with the see-saw, is bizarre !#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) May 17, 2023

'Sorry to do this, but I can't make it, after all - I've got cart-rubble !'#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) February 23, 2021

C : Why are you not concerned that your curry seems to be waving its arms around and shouting ?

A : Well, it's really not important, you know, just a chicken cormorant.#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) June 9, 2023

'My name isn't Chris, but, if I started a band, I'd call it Christopher and The Mums'#FlowerPower #Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) June 8, 2022

'Sit Adele on a high hill'#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) April 24, 2021

She's hardly started, and many people - rightly - already wish that she'd take a Coffey break.#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) September 16, 2022

'Let's all go on a date-rip to the coast !'#ModsAndRockers#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) April 25, 2021

Julie added to 'More #Homophones (or near-misses) than in a PayPal Bull !' :https://t.co/dXlNJ1qDs2#Homophones https://t.co/BksfVUanyx

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) October 25, 2021

We were told that 'the package' came with freak election, so people should be more careful what they wish for... :https://t.co/OrHPWPwrYe#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) May 23, 2022

Rochester : Ah... I believe that the noise that you heard would probably have been made by Grey Spool...

Eyre : What is this : Mission Impossible meets Krapp's Last Tape ?https://t.co/9VV4QQMBss#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) January 24, 2023

'What sort of name is Grace Poole ?

'It sounds like something out of Krapp's Last Tape !'#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) July 3, 2022

The Grey Twos#Homophones https://t.co/ORIPdtd4WW

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) April 4, 2021

In Trigonometry Corner :

'Here's looking at Euclid !'#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) February 22, 2021

If - even from context - someone can't determine which of these you're saying, your voice could replace those automated announcements on train-services :

'Hi, Dan !'

'Hide, Anne !'#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) May 23, 2023

* Two centuries before The Truman Show (1998). pic.twitter.com/zYDggQT1ks

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) June 2, 2022

Of course, of course, if you know of The Medusa Frequency (and a guy called Hermann Orff, sitting at his computer), it's all a bit not only 'Wakey-wakey, Neo !' from the dream of one's life, but also (though not an olive tree, but Nanoak*) rather Persephone, etc.

* #Homophones https://t.co/YybROsAytI

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) November 3, 2021

'Yes, but I still think that a better name for the band would have been Manic Sea Creatures...'#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) June 8, 2022

Z : See, that infection that you've got is, as always, caused by microbes !

A : Yeah, but *who is* this Mr Robes - in the circumstances, I'm not going to demean myself and use a more familiar name ! - and what's he got to do with it ?#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) November 29, 2023

'Oh, I study micro-plastics.'

'Funny name for a crow...'

'?'

'But maybe Plastics is malleable - bendy, rather than brittle ?'

'? ! ?'#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) December 12, 2021

Apparently, this dish needs my crow, waving... ?#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) December 11, 2021

D'you wanna mint spy ?

Nah, and Burgess told me off for using that brand of toothpaste...#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) December 23, 2022

Without attempting a photograph :

The brightness of The Moon ! :)#MissSelene#Homophones#OneLovelyThingToDay

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) September 17, 2021

Who can easily forget John Steinbeck's tale of German porcelain-makers ? :

Of Meissen Men#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) May 5, 2023

'What d'you mean by asking for the secret of mice excess ?

'I'm this country's leading novelist, not an underwriter for rodents !'#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) March 2, 2023

'Oh, are you yawning, again ?

'I always bore you, Gnome Alice...'#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) June 17, 2022

'(Hesitantly.) Hello ? (Pause. More volume.) I'm here with the leaflets !'

'(Appearing.) Excellent news - Pam Flett told me to expect you ! You must be Tom.'

'Yes, I would be - but, in the event, Tom couldn't make it. I'm Dick.'#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) September 16, 2021

A : How can you be so sure that eBay approves of you ?

C : Oh, I got a PayPal blessing...#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) February 5, 2021

C : I catch you, going through my things, and you were laughing, singing to yourself and dancing around - what's going on ?

A : Well, it's just that pry merrily is something that you're always saying !#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) January 17, 2023

C : On what basis, then, do you care to suggest that 'My Way' isn't about someone with a secret penchant for boulangerie ?

A : Sorry... ? !

C : You know ! Those lines 'Baguettes, I've had a few. But, then again, too few to mention' ?#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) August 6, 2022

Rose Ate A Stone#DoctorWho#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) September 10, 2022

And sautéed bed ! ~ Tracey Pepys, gourmand manquée#AllABitOurFriendsInTheNorth#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) November 1, 2021

Well, it had to be...

Unless Sibelius had a brother who ghost-wrote some of his compositions - a sort of Sib alias ? ;)#Homophones

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The home-page at https://t.co/cmWvxfPtVz says 'Crypto with PayPal is here' :

Crypto through the tulips, anyone ? ;)#Homophones

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Turkey doubt is very far from being an unreasonable suspicion to entertain ! ;)#Homophones

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) December 30, 2021

C : (Frustrated and apologetic.) Ach, I'm so sorry - I've done it *again* !

A : Never mind - we've all done that.

C : (Confused.) Weevil... ?#Homophones

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Military Wives (2019) : A few Tweets

Military Wives (2019) : A few Tweets

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26 January

Military Wives (2019) : A few Tweets

Worse, for a film about the genesis of a singing group whose success - against all the odds, etc. - had given rise to seventy-four more such groups (as at its release), more care could have been given* to making voice-production look actual.

* Whether in re-recording or miming. pic.twitter.com/cfZB8EArI5

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The Trip to Spain (2017) : All about [St]Eve

The Trip to Spain (2017) : All about [St]Eve

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24 January

The Trip to Spain (2017) : All about [St]Eve

* The version as a Sky t.v. series.

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Hoban at 95 : An ongoing tribute to - and update of - Hoban at 80*

Hoban at 95 : An ongoing tribute to - and update of - Hoban at 80*

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19 January

Hoban at 95 : An ongoing tribute to - and update of - Hoban at 80*

After moving to London in 1969, Russell Hoban ('Russ') was to live the rest of his life in his adopted city, which informs his novels.

Wishing all who participate* a happy and fruitful @sa4qe !

* Or who might, if they knew what it was - for which see :https://t.co/MyaZGyM8SZ

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Well, as Emmae Gibson points out, Russ was born in 1925, so - on 4 February, the day of SA4QE**, when people remember him (now and in his mortal years) - it will be Hoban at 96.

I suggest that we respond withGnome at her***, since time is an illusion, and - as Russ himself, at least twice, said in print**** - Nothing is forever. [Nothing, except love, as the waves and particles of Russ' novel Pilgermann, as Emmae has reminded me, suggest... ?]

The birthday of novelist Russell Hoban, who has also written and / or illustrated children's books, such as Jim's Lion, The Mouse and his Child, or 'the Frances books' (e.g. Bread and Jam for Frances) :https://t.co/cbJGdx1fnR#CelebrateHobanAt95 pic.twitter.com/LTzY3skdOb

— THE AGENT APSLEY #ScrapUniversalCredit #JC4PM2019 (@THEAGENTAPSLEY) January 20, 2021

Did anyone say 'puppets' ?

If people have read any novel by Russell Hoban, it's Riddley Walker*, here reported on as adapted for theatre in a celebrated show :https://t.co/FgjipRZSya#CelebrateHobanAt95

* Published by Jonathan Cape in 1980.

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End-notes :

* This Tweet refers to where material from the original hoban2005.co.uk can now be found :

The site is now at https://t.co/WRvsUzhUzx

— RussellHoban.org (@russellhobanorg) February 4, 2021

** The Slickman A4 Quotation Event, named after its initiator, Diana Slickman, and during which [on (or for ?) 4 February] a distribution of quotations from the works of Russ is made.

Depending on the assiduity of the participants, the 4ations (as they are called) are usually shared via http://www.russellhoban.org/sa4qe, on or after that date.


*** Those who have read Hoban's second novel Kleinzet (1974) may have indulged a fascination for atrocious puns, or what - on Twitter - this writer collects as #Homophones.

**** The same (exactly ?) long paragraph appears in the consecutively published novels The Medusa Frequency (1987) and Fremder (1996).


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'The Power to Lower Prices ?' : Tesco Clubcard

'The Power to Lower Prices ?' : Tesco Clubcard

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17 January

'The Power to Lower Prices ?' : Tesco Clubcard

¹ The date of this full-page ad in @theipaper, as bought at Tesco (along with the pizza) that day.

² And, if I hadn't got a C card (when some object to having one on open-rights principles, etc.), to induce me to sign up - so a double-benefit of pushing items and recruitment ? https://t.co/yHxF16xRCZ pic.twitter.com/DiJ32PYtqy

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Nuance and idiom : A conversation about vocabulary with Roland Clare

Nuance and idiom : A conversation about vocabulary with Roland Clare

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11 January

Nuance and idiom : A conversation about vocabulary with Roland Clare

Glad that we spoke
Awhile
The other day
About
A salad-bowl
And things
Alike Strindbergian

© Belston Night Works

A Nupe Ohm ?

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