Pregnant Amanda Holden has been admitted to hospital (according to Yahoo!®) (1)

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25 January

And what did they do with the other - non-pregnant - Holden?

Take her down to Mecca® Bingo for a good night out, no doubt, and afterwards chips with curry sauce and a portion of mushy peas on the side - she's worth it!

(And, of course, that would be cheating all the UK's other Amanda Holdens, I hasten to add, some of whom may also be pregnant...)

And, then, what about Demi Moore®?


PS Lenny Henry® won at ludo three nights ago, but sources close to David Cameron® say that 'he has a funny way of shaking that usually gets him a six'. (That may be Cameron or Henry - we couldn't tell.)


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