The #CivilWarAndAlexGarland Tweets

The #CivilWarAndAlexGarland Tweets

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The #CivilWarAndAlexGarland Tweets

1) Even with a road-trip* (especially ?), a director should earn the right to behave as if a film's emotionally taken anyone somewhere else :

Hanging affectless exchanges in the air may make other, flat scenes seem pacy, but is unsubtle.

* Ostensibly.#CivilWarAndAlexGarland

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2) Civil War (2024) establishes no more on-screen relationship or rapport between Jessie (Cailee Spaeny) and Lee Smith (Kirsten Dunst) than with Joe (Wagner Moura) or Sammy (Stephen McKinley), yet thinks us willing to behave as if it had done.

But...#CivilWarAndAlexGarland

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The 'Fits to the rhythm of Eleanor Rigby' Tweets : #EleanorRigbyRhythms

The 'Fits to the rhythm of Eleanor Rigby' Tweets : #EleanorRigbyRhythms

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The 'Fits to the rhythm of Eleanor Rigby' Tweets : #EleanorRigbyRhythms

Lennon McCartney

Fits to the rhythm of Eleanor Rigby#EleanorRigbyRhythms

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Fr. Ted Crilly

Fits to the rhythm of Eleanor Rigby#EleanorRigbyRhythms

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Sheridan Morley

Fits to the rhythm of Eleanor Rigby#EleanorRigbyRhythms

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Eric and Ernie

Fits to the rhythm of Eleanor Rigby #EleanorRigbyRhythms

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The Totally New (and Gratuitous) #BeatUpBeatles Tweets

The Totally New (and Gratuitous) #BeatUpBeatles Tweets

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26 February

The Totally New (and Gratuitous) #BeatUpBeatles Tweets

I am The Onion

Happiness is a Warm Walrus#BeatUpBeatles

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On finding a DVD of Underworld (2003), understandably abandoned by an ex's ex

On finding a DVD of Underworld (2003), understandably abandoned by an ex's ex

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24 February

On finding a DVD of Underworld (2003), understandably abandoned by an ex's ex

Michael S.'s part was clearly written for Rik Mayall, Bill N.'s for NE Other, and, when not stomping, Kate's repertoire, is limited to looking as if deducing, trap-hole descents and flinging doors open that she doesn't need to kick unlocked.

[Fans of these films needn't reply !]

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If there's any reason to continue with it (is it so bad that it's just very bad* ?), maybe more...



* The buried non-treasure implied by the title.


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#OldSawsAndSayings : A Useful Collection

#OldSawsAndSayings : A Useful Collection

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20 February

#OldSawsAndSayings : A Useful Collection

It's better to be safe than sentient#OldSawsAndSayings No. 1

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A bird in the hand is one sure way of getting it pecked, crapped on or both#OldSawsAndSayings No. 2

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He who laughs last shall miss the bus (or boat)#OldSawsAndSayings No. 3

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Foot loose - and fancy falling over ?#OldSawsAndSayings No. 4

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